Masters say no no to the yo yo test, and to its silly fore(gut?)runner, the beep test. The Masters like to stay ahead of the times, and not only have we dumped the beep test, executed time trials, given the clean hands test (good only for medicos and wait staff) the Pontius Pilate treatment, but we've long rejected spurious selection criteria such as the ability to repeatedly (repetitively? does sound very boring) run here and there. We say: if you can kick, catch and run, y